- don’t use the word “dyke”
- don’t call anyone a “dyke”
- don’t use “lesbian” as a synonym for “ugly woman”
- don’t say “does this make me look like a lesbian”???? what??????
- drop the idea that short haired girl = gay girl
- drop the idea that short haired girl =ugly
- drop the idea that gay girl = ugly
- go to your room and think about what you’ve done
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Master List
PREFERENCES
- Truth or Dare Part 1Part 2
- He’s protective
- Thing’s Get Heated
- Your Period
- You Hate/Love Each Other Part 1Part 2
- Brother’s Best Friend Part 1Part 2
- He Finds Out You’re Ticklish
- You Comfort Him
- He Gets Jealous at the Beach
- BSM: You and One of the Boys Like Each Other
- He Finds Out About Your Daughter’s Birth Control
- Stuck in a Elevator Together
- You’re on Your Period and He Wants to Have Sex
- Honeymoon
- He Finds Out You’re Pregnant
- He Walks in on You Changing
- Your Daughter Gets Her Period and You’re Not Home
- You Meet For The First Time
- You Work For Them
- Saying Goodbye (He’s Going on Tour)
- He Defends You
- He’s the Only Single Member and You Catch His Eye
- Close Best Friends
- Give Me Love by Ed Sheeran
- He Leaves You at the Alter (He wants you back)
- Victoria’s Secret Angel
- BSM- He Walks in on You & Your BF…
- You Surprise him on Tour
- He Dedicates a Song to You
- He Surprises You on Tour
- Pictures of Him With Another Girl Surface Pt.1Pt.2
- Blind Double Date
- Model
- He Makes You Feel Insecure Pt.1Pt.2
- He Likes To Make You Blush
- He Finds Out You Can Sing/Dance Good
- Boyfriend Tag
- Jealousy Niall & Zayn Louis, Harry, Liam *SMUT*
- He Gets Embarrassed
- Reaction to To Your Daughter’s Halloween Costume
- Wicked Games by The Weeknd
- Another Boy Puts You Down Part 2
- Another Girl Likes Him
- You Feel Alone
- A Fan Hurts You
- You and Your Child Surprise Him on Tour
- He Finds Your Tumblr
- Cute Kisses
- ‘Do you still love me?’ Part 2 Part 3
- The Other Boys Talk About You
- Your Child Runs on Stage
- Fight Before Tour Part 2
- He Gives You The Silent Treatment
- Mistreating You in Front of Another Boy Part 2
- He Spends the Day with Your Child
- You Fight and Another Boy Help You Make-Up Part2
- He Cheats on You Part 2 Part 3
- Caught in/after “The Act” Niall & Zayn Louis, Harry, Liam
- He Thinks You’re Pregnant Part 2
- You Compare him to Your Ex Part 2
- Sharing a Bunk With Him on Tour
- He’s Taller Than You
- You’re in the Military and You Surprise Him
- You Have a Panic Attack
- He Proposes
- …Injured Pt.2 Part 3
- BFF- You Don’t Like His GF PT.2
- He Saves You From a Bad Relationship
- You Accidentally Flash Him
- April Fool’s Day
- Spring Time Date
- Silent Treatment
- You Get Drunk
- You Get Your Wisdom Teeth Removed
- Out Drinking Him
- BSM- He’s There When You Give Birth
- BFF-Turning Him On
- Divorce
- Going Back to His Ex part 2 Part 3
- Summertime
- Camping
- “Stay with me..”
- Pregnancy Sex
- “Do you wanna know why I love you?”
- Tease
- Ending the Engagement Part 2 Part 3 Part 4
- Stomachache
- He’s Your Sister’s BF and You Like Each Other Part 2
- He’s Jealous of Neymar
- He’s Stress/Angry with Work
- Gift Shopping
- He Comes Home From Tour
- Best Friends
- Bonding with His Family
- Pranking him
- Working Together AU
- Denying Him
- Late Nights
- First Time
- Splashed on the Front Page
- Thunderstorms
- Phone Calls
- Lingerie Shopping
- Someone Tries to Break You Up Part 2
- Pets
- Carsick
- What He Buys You While on Tour
- Another Rainy Day
- Drunk and Broken-Up Part 2 Part 3
- Growing Feelings Part 2
- Previously Married
- Sleeping on the couch
- Autumn
- Another Guy Flirts/Kisses You
- Cold
- You Play Anastasia Steele in 50 Shades
- He Gets Someone Else Pregnant part 2
- Daddy/Daughter Time
- Sick
- Your Child Asks an Awkward Question
- Your Son’s Friends Think You’re Hot
- Taking Your Kid on Tour
- He Compares You to His Ex Part 2
- Single Father
- Fan Hate: Ships in the Band
- Cuddling
- Sex Mishaps (?) (Mood Killer)
- Going to Disney
- Catching Him During His “Me Time”
- He Gets Jealous of Your Old Crush Part 2
- He Leaves & You’re Pregnant Part 2 Part 3
- Interacting with Fans
- Finding out He went to a Strip Club Part 2
- He Goes to Your Photo Shoot
- He Spoils You
- Comforting After Zayn Decides to Leave
- Fighting before Something Bad Happens Part 2
- Stories about One of the Boys before Meeting Him
- Dizzy Spells
- Spending Time with Your Child before Baby #2
- You Thank Him When You Win an Award
- He Get News While on Stage
- Getting Attention at a VS Fashion Show
- You’re Friends and You Want Him To Father Your Child
- Note Passing
- Alone with the Kids
- Saved from Couch Duty


